I know, I can hardly believe it either. I published another book.
What will I do next.
See, that’s the thing: I have no idea.
I’m off to college, guys. I have about eleven days until move-in and counting. I’m freaking out. My bedroom looks like a warzone of personal belongings. My heart is just about as cluttered. I’m afraid I won’t be able to keep up with the workload. I’m going to miss my parents. I’m wondering who’s going to give me hugs to remind me I’m loved, since I won’t have any family nearby and I tend to be (cough cough) intimidating.
…this post is supposed to be about my book, isn’t it.
It will punch you in the feels.
And you’ll cry.
Why should you put yourself through that? Because I gotta pay for college somehow (you know, the thing I’m freaking out about), and books aren’t a half-bad way of doing that.
Except for the fact that, um, I get less than three dollars per book, but that’s beside the point.
The point is, they’re good. (I’m not talking about those black-and-white ones, I’m talking about the yellow ones.) They’re funny and meaningful and insightful and worth your time. Because you’ll connect with the characters, just like my readers have.
Swoop is good. I cried. My editor teared up a little.
What was I saying?
Oh yeah, college.
I don’t know when I’ll write another book. I doubt I’ll have a few extra hours the month before finals to type up a New York Times Best Seller (ha, ha): not that I have any ideas for one right now.
So, what will you do in the mean time? If I’m not writing anymore? (Oh, I’ll be writing. Papers. Lots and lots…and lots of papers.)
You can go buy my books. The yellow ones. Soar, Steady, Swoop. In that order. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wonder at my obsession with titles starting with the letter ‘S’. It’ll be a great time.
…so that’s www.amazon.com/good-life-decision.
But wait! There’s more!
I’m the author of these books. So, if you don’t take my word for how good they are, I don’t blame you. I probably wouldn’t, in your shoes. But a dear reader has taken the time to give a review for each of those yellow books: so trust what that says.
In other news, it is midnight. I am half-asleep and think it in my best interest to head to bed before this can become anymore…fun.
Just kidding! Now I’ve gone and thrown in a Captain America reference!
(Full Disclosure: I likely have not seen the film this GIF originates from and have no idea of the context. So be it.)